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4.0 GEAR

Oftentimes the difference between life and death is having the right tools for the job at hand. This section is a non-comprehensive list of the kinds of personal protective equipment, weapons, supplies, tools, and tchotchkes available in Mommyship. If there's something you think your game is missing, make it up! It's all imaginary anyway, and we won't be upset.

4.1 WEAPONS

WEAPON PRICE TYPE TRAIT DESCRIPTION AMMO/FUEL
Assault Rifle 1.2kcr Ranged Light Long. 2d10+2 DMG. 10 shots. Gunshot. Heavy Shells
Basic Blade 50cr Melee Light (Scalpel, utility knife, switchblade.) Adjacent. 1d5 DMG. Bleeding [-]. N/A
Basic Bludgeon 50cr Melee Heavy (Wrench, hammer, baton, stick.) Adjacent. 1d5 DMG. Blunt Force [-]. N/A
Boarding Axe 150cr Melee Heavy Adjacent. 2d10 DMG. Gore [+]. [+] on STR Checks vs. inanimate objects. N/A
Chem-Caster 900cr Ranged Tech Close. 1 DMG. Organic Trauma. If DMG dealt: administers one Chem the shooter has on hand to the target. Special
Combat Knife 75cr Melee Light Adjacent. 1d5+SPD/10 DMG. Bleeding. Can be thrown at Close Range. N/A
Combat Shotgun 1.4kcr Ranged Light Close. 3d10+3 DMG. 6 shots. Gunshot. 1d10+3 DMG at Long Range or Longer. Heavy Shells
Crowbar 25cr Melee Heavy Adjacent. 1d5 DMG. Blunt Force [+]. Grants [+] on STR Checks to open jammed airlocks, lift heavy objects, etc. N/A
Double-Barrel Shotgun 900cr Ranged Light Close. 3d10 DMG. 2 shots. Gunshot. 1d10 DMG at Long Range or Longer. At Close Range, can fire both barrels at once for 6d10. Heavy Shells
EMP Rifle 1.8kcr Ranged Tech Long. 1d10 DMG. Fire & Explosives [+]. If target is a Mech, Body Save [-] or shut down until repaired and hard-rebooted. Energy Cells
Flamethrower 4kcr Ranged Light Close. 2d10 DMG. 4 shots. Fire & Explosives [+]. Body Save [-] or be set on fire (2d10 DMG/round). Energy Cells
Flare Gun 25cr Ranged Light Long. 1d5 DMG. 2 shots. Fire & Explosives [-]. High-intensity flare visible day and night from Long Range. Energy Cells
Foam Gun 500cr Ranged Light Close. 1 DMG. 2 shots. Blunt Force. Body Save or become stuck. STR Check [-] to escape. Energy Cells
Frag Grenade 400cr Ranged Light Close. 3d10 DMG. Fire & Explosives. All Adjacent to target must make a Body Save or take equal DMG. Single Use
Gas Grenade 200cr Ranged Light Close. Body Save or [-] to Speed & Strength for 1d5 rounds. Affects target & all Adjacent unless they have O2 or an air filter. Single Use
General-Purpose Machine Gun 8kcr Ranged Heavy Long. 4d10 DMG. 5 shots. Gunshot [+]. Two-handed. Barrel can be maneuvered to fire around corners. Heavy Shells
Grenade Launcher 2kcr Ranged Heavy Long. Damage as per grenade. 1 round. Uses grenades as ammo. Special
Hacking Dart 2.5kcr Ranged Tech Close. 1 DMG. If target is a Mech, Sanity Save or they are under control of the shooter for 1d5 rounds. Works on most computer systems. Light Rounds
Hand Welder 250cr Melee Heavy Adjacent. 1d10 DMG. Bleeding. Can cut through Airlock doors. Requires Powercell (burns out on a Critical Failure). Powercells
Hardlight Holoblade 400cr Melee Light Adjacent. 1d10+2 DMG. Bleeding [-]. Does not Damage Mechs. Requires Powercell (burns out on a Critical Failure). Powercells
Holdout Pistol 200cr Ranged Light Close. 1d5+1 DMG. 8 shots. Gunshot [+]. Makes very little noise. Can easily be hidden. Light Rounds
Large Blade 100cr Melee Heavy (Sword, kitchen knife, axe). Adjacent. 1d10 DMG. Bleeding. N/A
Large Bludgeon 100cr Melee Heavy (Shovel, fire extinguisher, standing lamp, pipe) Adjacent. 1d10 DMG. Blunt Force. N/A
Laser Cutter 1.5kcr Ranged Heavy Long. 1d100 DMG. 6 shots. Bleeding [+] or Gore [+]. Two-handed. 1-round recharge between shots. Beam penetrates just about anything. Powercells
Laser Pistol 550cr Ranged Light Close. 1d10+4 DMG. 6 shots. Fire & Explosives. Energy Cells
Martial Blade 250cr Melee Heavy (Lance, odachi, katana) Adjacent. 1d10+STR/10 DMG. Bleeding [+]. N/A
Martial Bludgeon 250cr Melee Heavy (Staff, hammer, maul) Adjacent. 1d10+STR/10 DMG. Blunt Force [+]. N/A
Mind Melter 1.5kcr Ranged Psychic Close. 1d10 DMG. Organic Trauma. If DMG dealt: enemy must Sanity Save or go catatonic for 1d10 rounds. Does not work on Mechs. Requires Powercell (burns out on a Critical Failure). Powercells
Nail Gun 150cr Ranged Heavy Close. 1d5+3 DMG. 32 shots. Bleeding. Ignores 2 AP. Light Rounds
Poison Injector 400cr Melee Light Adjacent. 1d10 DMG. 1 shot. Bleeding [-]. Body Save [-] or additional 1d10 DMG/round for 1d10 rounds. Single Use
Power Saw 500cr Melee Heavy Adjacent. 3d10 DMG. Gore [+]. Must cool down for 1 round after each attack. Requires Powercell (burns out on a Critical Failure). Powercells
Prism Whip 800cr Melee Light Adjacent. 2d10 DMG. Fire & Explosives [-]. Requires Powercell (burns out on a Critical Failure). Powercells
Psypulse Launcher 2kcr Ranged Psychic Close. Body Save [-] or be thrown 1d10×10 feet away from the shooter and take 1d5 DMG for every 10 feet pushed. Blunt Force. Energy Cells
Pulse Rifle 2.4kcr Ranged Light Long. 3d10 DMG. 5 shots. Gunshot. Heavy Shells
Pump Shotgun 1kcr Ranged Light Close. 3d10+1 DMG. 4 shots. Gunshot. 1d10+1 DMG at Long Range or Longer. Heavy Shells
Raygun 3kcr Ranged Tech Long. Fires a continuous beam hitting all creatures it crosses. 2 shots. Body Save ([-] at Adjacent, [+] at Long Range) or 3d10 DMG. Fire & Explosives [+]. Energy Cells
Revolver 750cr Ranged Light Close. 1d10+3 DMG. 6 shots. Gunshot. Light Rounds
Rigging Gun 350cr Ranged Heavy Close. 1d10 DMG+1d10 DMG when removed. 1 shot. Bleeding [+]. 100m micro-filament. Body Save or become entangled. Heavy Shells
Rivet Gun 250cr Melee Heavy Close. 3 DMG. Body Save or be impaled (instant +1d10 DMG). Gore. Heavy Shells
Rocket Launcher 4kcr Ranged Heavy Long. 4d10 DMG, Anti-Armor. 1 shot. Fire & Explosives. Can only be fired at Long Range targets. Damages all Adjacent to target. Heavy Shells
Smart Rifle 5kcr Ranged Tech Extreme. 3d10 DMG. 3 shots. Gunshot [+]. [-] when firing at Close Range. Damages all Adjacent to target. Energy Cells
SMG 1kcr Ranged Light Close. 2d10 DMG. 5 shots. Gunshot. Can be fired one-handed. Light Rounds
Smoke Grenade 200cr Ranged Light Close. No DMG. 3 rounds Cover. All ranged attacks passing through the smoke screen [-] unless attacker has thermal/infrared vision. Single Use
Sniper Rifle 4kcr Ranged Light Extreme. 3d10 DMG, Anti-Armor. Gunshot. Critical: Deals 3 Wounds instead of DMG. Light Rounds
Spray & Lighter 25cr Ranged Light Close. 1d5 DMG (+1d5 on fire). Fire & Explosives [-]. Single Use
Stun Baton 200cr Melee Tech Adjacent. 1d5 DMG. Blunt Force. Body Save or be Stunned for 1 round. N/A
Stun Grenade 200cr Ranged Light Close. Body Save or Stunned for 1d5 rounds. Affects the target and all Adjacent unless they have protected vision from Armor. Single Use
Throwing Blades 500cr Melee Light Close. 1d5 DMG. Bleeding. Can target up to 3 Adjacent creatures/objects. On Crit (failure or success), blade is destroyed. N/A
Tranq Pistol 500cr Ranged Light Close. 1d5 DMG. 6 shots. Blunt Force. If DMG dealt: enemy must Body Save or be unconscious for 1d10 rounds. Does not work on Mechs or very large targets. Light Rounds
Unarmed 0cr Melee Heavy Adjacent. STR/10 DMG. Blunt Force. N/A
Varmint Rifle 550cr Ranged Light Long. 1d5+SPD/10 DMG. 5 shots. Gunshot [+]. Light Rounds
Vibechete 1kcr Melee Light Adjacent. 1d10 DMG. Gore. N/A
Vibrosword 2kcr Melee Heavy Adjacent. 2d10 DMG. Gore. Damages all Adjacent to target. N/A

4.2 ARMOR

ARMOR PRICE AP O2 REPAIR SPECIAL
Reinforced Clothing 500cr 1 No 3 hours, Sewing Kit, no Check. AP does not stack with any other Armor, but can be worn underneath them.
Commissioned Attire 625cr 2 No 3 hours, Sewing Kit, no Check. You look extra nice and people may comment on it.
Civilian Vaccsuit 1kcr 3 12 hrs 3 hours, Patch Kit. 0-G [+]/JR [+]/MR [+]. Includes SR Comms, Flashlight, radiation shielding. Decompression once AP is 0.
Armor Vest 1.5kcr 4 No 4 hours, Assorted Tools, MR [+]. Can be hidden underneath standard clothing.
Hazard Suit 2.1kcr 2 2 hrs 4 hours, Assorted Tools, JR [+]/IE [+]/MR [+]. Includes air filter, extreme heat/cold protection, hydration reclamation system, SR Comms, Flashlight, radiation shielding.
Longhaul Jumpsuit 3kcr 5 No 4 hours, Sewing Kit, RW [+]/JR [+]. Includes hydration reclamation system, radiation shielding.
Battle Vaccsuit 5kcr 6 12 hrs 5 hours, Patch Kit, 0-G/JR/MR. Includes SR Comms, Flashlight, Patch Kit. Speed [-] when worn. Radiation shielding. Decompression once AP is 0.
Standard Infantry Armor 7kcr 7 No 6 hours, Assorted Tools, MR [+]. Includes SR Comms, Flashlight, bodycam.
Cybersuit 11kcr 8 No 6 hours, Assorted Tools, MR/CN [+]. Includes SR Comms, HUD, built-in Computer Terminal.
Assault Infantry Armor 16kcr 9 1 hr 6 hours, Assorted Tools, MR. Includes SR Comms, Flashlight, bodycam, air filter (separate from O2 supply). Reduces chemical and fire DMG by half (rounded down) while intact.
Black Ops Armor 25kcr 10 6 hrs 12 hours, Assorted Tools, MR/Inf. Includes SR Comms Jammer, Stimpack auto-injector (Stimpacks sold separately), radiation shielding. Decompression once AP is 0.
Powered Infantry Armor 35kcr 12 2 hrs 12 hours, Machine Shop, MR. Includes SR Comms, Flashlight, bodycam, air filter (separate from O2 supply), exoskeleton. Completely immune to radiation, chemical, and fire DMG while intact. Speed [-], Strength [+] when worn. Decompression at 0 AP.

4.3 CHEMS

CHEM PRICE DESCRIPTION
Antirad 40cr Take 1d5 DMG and reduce your Radiation Level by 1 for 2d10 minutes.
Automed 300cr Nanotech injections that assist your body in repairing itself. +1d5 HP when used in the field; [+] on Rest Saves and Body Saves while resting.
Ambidextrin 500cr Reduces the effects of Cryosickness from 1 week to 1d10 hours. [+] Speed Checks for 1d10 minutes.
Metallysis 500cr [+] Strength Checks for 1d10 minutes.
Focusitol 600cr [+] Smarts Checks for 1d10 minutes.
Soci-stim 600cr [+] Savvy Checks for 1d10 minutes.
Hardineram 800cr [+] Body Saves for 1d10 minutes.
Immunisol 800cr [+] Fear Saves for 1d10 minutes.
Lubrenisone 800cr [+] Sanity Saves for 1d10 minutes.
Zenzetrine 1kcr Add a +5 Bonus to the next Panic Check you make.
Stimpack 1.5kcr Cures Cryosickness, reduces Stress by 1, restores 1d10 Health. Grants [+] on all rolls for 1d10 minutes.
Quickoag 2kcr Ignore Bleeding for 1 hour, or until Bleeding reaches your Max HP.

4.4 EQUIPMENT & SUPPLIES

ITEM PRICE TYPE DESCRIPTION
Assorted Tools 20cr Equipment Wrenches, spanners, screwdrivers, etc. Can be used as weapons in a pinch (Adjacent, 1d5 DMG). Used to repair Armor.
Binoculars 150cr Equipment 20× magnification. Add night vision +300cr, or thermal vision +1000cr.
Chemlight 5cr Supplies Pack of 5. Small disposable glow-orbs capable of dim illumination in a 1m radius for 12 hours.
Cybernetic Diagnostic Scanner 2kcr Equipment Allows a user to scan Mechs and other organisms in order to diagnose any physical/mental issues or check on cybernetic implants. Often distrusted by Mechs.
Electronic Tool Set 100cr Equipment A full set of tools for doing detailed repair or construction work on electronics.
Emergency Beacon 2kcr Equipment A small device that sends up a flare and then emits a loud beep every few seconds. Additionally, it sends out a call on all radio channels to ships or vehicles in the area, but can be blocked by a Jammer.
Energy Cells 800cr Ammo Per magazine/container.
Exoloader 100kcr Equipment Open-air mechanical exoskeleton used for heavy lifting (up to 5,000kg). Loader claws deal 1 Wound. Users can only wear Reinforced Clothing, Civilian Vaccsuit, or Longhaul Vaccsuit while operating. Requires Powercell (48 hours of use).
Explosives & Detonator 500cr Equipment Explosive charge powerful enough to blow open an airlock. All organisms in Close Range must make a Body Save or take a Wound (Fire & Explosives). Detonator works at Long Range, but can be blocked by a Jammer.
First Aid Kit 75cr Supplies An assortment of dressings and treatments to help stop Bleeding, bandage cuts, and treat other minor injuries.
Flashlight 30cr Equipment Handheld, helmet- or shoulder-mounted. Illuminates 10m ahead of the user.
Foldable Stretcher 150cr Equipment Portable stretcher that can fit within a rucksack. Allows the user to safely strap down the patient and carry them to a location where their wounds can be better treated. Unfolds to roughly 2m.
Geiger Counter 20cr Equipment Detects radiation and displays radiation levels.
Heads-Up Display (HUD) 500cr Equipment Often worn by marines, the HUD allows the wearer to see through the bodycams of others in their unit, and connect to any Smart-Linked weaponry.
Heavy Shells 400cr Ammo Per magazine/container.
Infrared Goggles 1.5kcr Equipment Allows the wearer to see heat signatures within Long Range, sometimes up to several hours old.
Jetpack 75kcr Equipment Allows the wearer to fly up to 100m high at speeds up to 100km/hr for 2 hours on one tank of propellant. Deals 1d100[+] DMG if destroyed. The tank can be refilled for 200cr.
Light Rounds 200cr Ammo Per magazine/container.
Lockpick Set 40cr Equipment A highly advanced set of tools meant for hacking basic airlock and electronic door systems.
Long-Range Comms 1kcr Equipment Rucksack-sized communication device for use in surface-to-ship communication.
Mag-Boots 350cr Equipment Grants a magnetic grip to the wearer, allowing them to easily walk on the exterior of a ship (in space, while docked, or free-floating), metal-based asteroids, or any other ferromagnetic surface.
Medscanner 8kcr Equipment Allows the user to scan a living or dead body to analyze it for disease or abnormalities, without having to do a biopsy or autopsy. Results may not be instantaneous and may require a lab for complete analysis.
MoHab Unit 1kcr Equipment Tent, canteen, stove, rucksack, compass, and sleeping bag.
MRE 70cr Supplies Pack of 7. Self-contained, individual field rations in lightweight packaging. Each has sufficient sustenance for a single person for one day (does not include water).
Mylar Blanket 10cr Equipment Lightweight blanket made of heat-reflective material. Often used for thermal regulation of patients suffering from extreme cold or other trauma.
Oxygen Tank 50cr Equipment When attached to a vaccsuit, provides up to 12 hours of oxygen under normal circumstances, 4 hours under stressful circumstances. Explosive.
Pamphlet (Trained) 10kcr Supplies Expendable info-pack that grants the user [+] on the next Stat Check that matches the Skill explained in the Pamphlet. Pamphlet is destroyed after use.
Pamphlet (Expert) 25kcr Supplies Expendable info-pack that grants the user [+] on the next Stat Check that matches the Skill explained in the Pamphlet. Pamphlet is destroyed after use.
Pamphlet (Master) 50kcr Supplies Expendable info-pack that grants the user [+] on the next Stat Check that matches the Skill explained in the Pamphlet. Pamphlet is destroyed after use.
Paracord 10cr Supplies 50m spool. General-purpose lightweight synthetic rope. Quite strong and versatile.
Patch Kit 200cr Supplies Pack of 3, 1 use each. Repairs punctured/torn vaccsuits, restoring their space readiness.
Personal Locator 200cr Equipment Allows Crewmembers at a control center (or on the bridge of a ship) to track the location of the wearer.
Pet (Organic) 200kcr Equipment Small to medium-sized organic pet animal. Larger or rare pets cost 2d10 × base pet cost.
Pet (Synthetic) 15kcr Equipment Small to medium-sized synthetic pet animal. Larger or rare pets cost 2d10 × base pet cost.
Portable Computer Terminal 1.5kcr Equipment Flat computer monitor, keyboard, and interface which allows the user to hack into preexisting computers and networks, as well as perform standard computer tasks.
Powercell 1kcr Supplies Heavy-duty battery used for powering Laser Cutters, Salvage Drones, and other industrial items. Can be recharged in 1 hour if connected to power or 6 hours with built-in solar panel. Add waterproofing for +500cr.
Rebreather 500cr Equipment When worn, filters toxic air and/or allows for underwater breathing for up to 20 minutes at a time without resurfacing. Can be connected to an oxygen tank.
Salvage Drone 10kcr Equipment Powercell-operated, remote-controlled drone. Requires two hands to operate the receiver. Can fly up to 450m high, to a distance of 3km from operator. Can run for 2 hours. Can record and transmit footage to receiver. Can carry up to 30kg. If purchased separately, can be equipped with up to two of the following: Binoculars, SR Comms Jammer, Geiger Counter, Laser Cutter, Medscanner, Personal Locator, Infrared Goggles, Emergency Beacon, Cybernetic Diagnostic Scanner, Bioscanner.
Sample Collection Kit 50cr Equipment Used to research xenoflora and xenofauna in the field. Can take vital signs, DNA samples, and collect other data on foreign material. Results may not be instantaneous and may require a lab for complete analysis.
Scanner Jammer 4kcr Equipment Broadcasts interference to scramble scans performed on the user. No Range limit.
Sewing Kit 100cr Equipment Includes light and heavy-duty thread, assorted needles, stitch ripper, measuring tape, and small cloth patches. Repairs cloth garments and textile Armor, but not rigid Armor.
Short-Range Comms 100cr Equipment Allows communication from ship-to-ship within a reasonable distance, as well as surface-to-surface within 10km. Blocked by Jammers.
Short-Range Comms Jammer 4kcr Equipment Rucksack-sized device which, when activated, renders all radio signals within Extreme Range incomprehensible.
Smart-Link Add-On 10kcr Equipment Grants remote viewing, recording, and operation of a ranged weapon as well as +5 DMG to the weapon.
Standard Clothing 100cr Supplies 0 AP. Looks okay, at least.
Water Filtration Device 50cr Equipment Can pump 4 liters of filtered water per hour from even the most brackish swamps.

4.5 PATCH PURCHASING & CREATION

In addition to the Starting Patches that player characters receive at character creation, Patches may be procured as loot from fallen enemies or acquired through trade. Patch vendors should be used sparingly to maintain game balance and cool Patch scarcity. Patches are tiered (C–S) and priced with this in mind. Wardens are encouraged to scatter Patches throughout your adventures as loot, and they can be traded, bought/sold, gifted, inherited, and passed along just like any other item. The listed prices are a suggestion.

Note that while Patches add small cumulative Bonuses, having one doesn't grant you the associated Skill and cannot satisfy Skill prerequisites. Patches that grant AP increase both your maximum and current AP when attached to Armor/clothing, but fall off and can be picked up and reused if the garment is destroyed.

D100 STARTING PATCHES TIER PRICE ADVANCED PATCHES TIER PRICE
00 "When In Doubt, Lick It" [+1 Archeology] C 250kcr Armadillo with a hardhat & big cigar [+1 Armor Points] B 500kcr
01 Icarus [+1 Art] C 250kcr "Hold Fast" Across Knuckles [+1 Armor Points] B 500kcr
02 "ROCKHOPPER" [+1 Asteroid Mining] C 250kcr "I Am Not a Robot" [+1 Artificial Intelligence] B 500kcr
03 Running Man holo-gif [+1 Athletics] C 250kcr (cartoon bombs that look like boobs) [+1 Artillery] B 500kcr
04 Ibuprofen Bottle [+1 Body Save] B 500kcr Spirochete Bacterium Cell [+1 Bioweaponry] B 500kcr
05 "Botanists Like it Dirty" [+1 Botany] C 250kcr "Take Me To Your Leader" (UFO) [+1 Command] B 500kcr
06 (atomic structure of methamphetamine) [+1 Chemistry] C 250kcr "Aspiring Cyberpsycho" [+1 Cybernetics] B 500kcr
07 "Troubleshooter" [+1 Computers] C 250kcr Red Gear [+1 Engineering] B 500kcr
08 Biohazard Symbol [+1 Ecology] C 250kcr Minion Bitmoji [+1 Exobiology] B 500kcr
09 "One Size Fits All" (grenade) [+1 Explosives] C 250kcr "For Science!" [+1 Hyperspace] B 500kcr
10 "Material Grrl" [+1 Extortion] C 250kcr "Intern" [+1 Infiltration] B 500kcr
11 "SUCK IT UP" [+1 Fear Save] B 500kcr "I Don't Take Steroids" [+1 Max HP] A 1mcr
12 Medic Patch (skull & crossbones over cross) [+1 Field Medicine] C 250kcr Liver King [+1 Max HP] A 1mcr
13 Dove in Crosshairs [+1 Firearms] C 250kcr "Sponsored by: Cardiox" [+1 Max Wounds] S 5mcr
14 "Triage Trainee" [+1 First Aid] C 250kcr "Universal Donor" [+1 Max Wounds] S 5mcr
15 "Kick Rocks!" [+1 Geology] C 250kcr Single bloodshot eye [+1 Neurocombat] B 500kcr
16 "Firewall Fighter" [+1 Hacking] C 250kcr "NOMAD" [+1 Planetology] B 500kcr
17 Boxing Gloves [+1 Hand-to-Hand Combat] C 250kcr "STRANGE AEONS" [+1 Psychokinesis] B 500kcr
18 Nerd Emoji "🤓" [+1 History] C 250kcr Retro Robot Head [+1 Robotics] B 500kcr
19 Jackhammer Pin-up, Masc [+1 Industrial Equipment] C 250kcr "Intellect Be Damned" [+1 Sophontology] B 500kcr
20 "Upstanding Citizen" [+1 Influence] C 250kcr "The Louder You Scream the Faster I Come" (Nurse Pin-Up) [+1 Surgery] B 500kcr
21 "Do I LOOK Like an Expert?" [+1 Smarts] B 500kcr Holographic Horror [+1 Xenoesotericism] B 500kcr
22 "Can't Fix Stupid" [+1 Jury-Rigging] C 250kcr "Thick-Skinned" [+2 Armor Points] A 1mcr
23 "Отвали" ("Fuck off" in Russian) [+1 Linguistics] C 250kcr Madonna Conical Bra [+2 Armor Points] A 1mcr
24 "U+ME=?" [+1 Mathematics] C 250kcr "All Natural, Free-Range AI" [+2 Artificial Intelligence] A 1mcr
25 Risk of Electrocution Symbol [+1 Mechanical Repair] C 250kcr (cartoon gun that looks like a dick) [+2 Artillery] A 1mcr
26 "Honorably Discharged" [+1 Military Training] C 250kcr Houseplant with a handgun [+2 Bioweaponry] A 1mcr
27 Tarot Card (of your choice) [+1 Mysticism] C 250kcr "DO YOUR JOB" [+2 Command] A 1mcr
28 "Do a Backflip" [+1 Parkour] C 250kcr "Enhanced" [+2 Cybernetics] A 1mcr
29 Mr. Yuck [+1 Pathology] C 250kcr "Keep Well Lubricated" [+2 Engineering] A 1mcr
30 "Allergic to Bullshit" (Medical Style Patch) [+1 Pharmacology] C 250kcr "Travel To Distant Places/Meet Unusual Things/Get Eaten" [+2 Exobiology] A 1mcr
31 "der/dow/die" partial derivative symbol [+1 Physics] C 250kcr (wormhole graphic) [+2 Hyperspace] A 1mcr
32 Crossed Hammers with Wings [+1 Piloting] C 250kcr "HELLO MY NAME IS: _____" [+2 Infiltration] A 1mcr
33 Crystal Ball [+1 Psychometry] C 250kcr Space Water Bottle "Well Hydrated :)" [+2 Max HP] A 1mcr
34 "Take My Life (Please)" [+1 Psychology] C 250kcr "I Took My Nutripaste" [+2 Max HP] A 1mcr
35 Jolly Roger [+1 Rimwise] C 250kcr "BOHICA" (Bend Over Here It Comes Again) [+2 Neurocombat] A 1mcr
36 "I ♥ Myself" [+1 Sanity Save] B 500kcr Ride My Rings (gas giant) [+2 Planetology] A 1mcr
37 Smile with a Golden Tooth [+1 Savvy] B 500kcr Skull with 3 eye sockets [+2 Psychokinesis] A 1mcr
38 "Bad Vibes" [+1 Somapathy] C 250kcr "I'm a (Love) Machine" [+2 Robotics] A 1mcr
39 "Volunteer" [+1 Speed] B 500kcr "Existential Crisis Alert" [+2 Sophontology] A 1mcr
40 "Don't Run You'll Only Die Tired" Backpatch [+1 Strength] B 500kcr "Scalpel Jockey" [+2 Surgery] A 1mcr
41 Mother Mary Multiverse (Cathology) [+1 Theology] C 250kcr Chibi Cthulhu [+2 Xenoesotericism] A 1mcr
42 "Not Without My Knife" [+1 Wilderness Survival] C 250kcr Chibi Slagworm [+3 Armor Points] S 5mcr
43 Pin-Up Model (Hair Floating) [+1 Zero-G] C 250kcr Knight in Full Plate with Arrow through Visor [+3 Armor Points] S 5mcr
44 Scorpion-Sugarglider [+1 Zoology] C 250kcr Chalkbones Pride [+3 Max HP] S 5mcr
45 NASA Logo [+2 Archeology] C 250kcr Spooky Skeletal Backpatch [+3 Max HP] S 5mcr
46 Smiley Face (glow in the dark) [+2 Art] C 250kcr "It's for Ritual Use" [+5 Archeology] A 1mcr
47 (ass)-teroids [+2 Asteroid Mining] C 250kcr "A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bytes" [+5 Art] A 1mcr
48 (dumbbells with asteroids as weights) [+2 Athletics] C 250kcr "I Think, Therefore I RAM" [+5 Artificial Intelligence] S 5mcr
49 "Meatbag" [+2 Body Save] B 500kcr (both previous patches titfucking) [+5 Artillery] S 5mcr
50 "Biosphere Dweller" [+2 Botany] C 250kcr "I'd Rather Be Drilling" [+5 Asteroid Mining] A 1mcr
51 Periodic Table [+2 Chemistry] C 250kcr "Fully Licensed" (flexing arms) [+5 Athletics] A 1mcr
52 Windows 2195 Logo [+2 Computers] C 250kcr Hazard Symbol "Nasty Farts" [+5 Bioweaponry] S 5mcr
53 "Megafauna" [+2 Ecology] C 250kcr "Photosynthetical!" [+5 Botany] A 1mcr
54 "Front Towards Enemy" (Claymore Mine) [+2 Explosives] C 250kcr (beaker with skull in serum) [+5 Chemistry] A 1mcr
55 "Fuck Around, Find Out" [+2 Extortion] C 250kcr "Because I Said So" [+5 Command] S 5mcr
56 Fun Meter (reads: Bad Time) [+2 Fear Save] B 500kcr (green-line code screen, matrix-style) [+5 Computers] A 1mcr
57 Blood Type (Reference Patch) [+2 Field Medicine] C 250kcr "N3TRUNN3R" [+5 Cybernetics] S 5mcr
58 "Be Sure: Doubletap" [+2 Firearms] C 250kcr Recycling Symbol, pulsing [+5 Ecology] A 1mcr
59 "WOOFER" [+2 First Aid] C 250kcr (universal engine symbol) [+5 Engineering] S 5mcr
60 (cracked geode) [+2 Geology] C 250kcr Alien Autopsy [+5 Exobiology] S 5mcr
61 "Smile: Big Brother is Watching" [+2 Hacking] C 250kcr "Boom! There it is" [+5 Explosives] A 1mcr
62 "DRINK/FIGHT/FUCK" [+2 Hand-to-Hand Combat] C 250kcr "Dead Men Tell Great Tales" [+5 Extortion] A 1mcr
63 "Debate Me" [+2 History] C 250kcr "Stimpack" [+5 Field Medicine] A 1mcr
64 Jackhammer Pin-up, Femme [+2 Industrial Equipment] C 250kcr (flexing arm, on fire) [+5 Firearms] A 1mcr
65 "Plays Well With Others" [+2 Influence] C 250kcr "Fix Me First" Caduceus [+5 First Aid] A 1mcr
66 "Good" (Brain) [+2 Smarts] B 500kcr "2.5 Mohs" [+5 Geology] A 1mcr
67 (2 rubber bands, a stick of gum, and a paperclip) [+2 Jury-Rigging] C 250kcr "I'm in." [+5 Hacking] A 1mcr
68 "Ask Me About Tongues" [+2 Linguistics] C 250kcr (brass knuckles) [+5 Hand-to-Hand Combat] A 1mcr
69 (incorrect equation) [+2 Mathematics] C 250kcr Ancient Greco-Roman Pottery Pornography [+5 History] A 1mcr
70 Pin-Up Model (Mechanic) [+2 Mechanical Repair] C 250kcr "Beam Me Up!" [+5 Hyperspace] S 5mcr
71 "Dishonorably Discharged" [+2 Military Training] C 250kcr "I Like My Tools Clean/And My Lovers Dirty" [+5 Industrial Equipment] A 1mcr
72 "Do You Believe in Dog?" [+2 Mysticism] C 250kcr "If You Can Read This, I've Already Killed You" [+5 Infiltration] S 5mcr
73 "Clean Exit" [+2 Parkour] C 250kcr "Resistance is Futile" [+5 Influence] A 1mcr
74 Blood Spatter [+2 Pathology] C 250kcr MacQuasar [+5 Jury-Rigging] A 1mcr
75 (thunderstorm raining pill capsules) [+2 Pharmacology] C 250kcr Rosetta Plinth [+5 Linguistics] A 1mcr
76 "Actually, I AM a Rocket Scientist" [+2 Physics] C 250kcr "Algebraic!" [+5 Mathematics] A 1mcr
77 "Smooth Operator" [+2 Piloting] C 250kcr "Percussive Maintenance" [+5 Mechanical Repair] A 1mcr
78 "Is this your card?" [+2 Psychometry] C 250kcr Crimson Heart [+5 Military Training] A 1mcr
79 "Eject Me Already" [+2 Psychology] C 250kcr Deteriorated Megamind PNG [+5 Mysticism] A 1mcr
80 Laser Lasso [+2 Rimwise] C 250kcr "Ultra Plus" [+5 Neurocombat] S 5mcr
81 "IMPROVISE/ADAPT/OVERCOME" [+2 Sanity Save] B 500kcr "PARKOUR!" [+5 Parkour] A 1mcr
82 "Bad Bitch" [+2 Savvy] B 500kcr Syringe labeled "git gud" [+5 Pathology] A 1mcr
83 "Universal Recipient" [+2 Somapathy] C 250kcr "Don't talk to me until I've had my Wellbutrin" [+5 Pharmacology] A 1mcr
84 Winged Boots [+2 Speed] B 500kcr "Delta" change symbol [+5 Physics] A 1mcr
85 "Powered by Coffee" [+2 Strength] B 500kcr "Do a Barrel Roll" [+5 Piloting] A 1mcr
86 "The Great Machine" (AIslam) [+2 Theology] C 250kcr "Bring Back Pluto" [+5 Planetology] S 5mcr
87 "Watch Your Step" [+2 Wilderness Survival] C 250kcr Cerebral Chameleon [+5 Psychokinesis] S 5mcr
88 Magboots [+2 Zero-G] C 250kcr "Beyond All Bounds" [+5 Psychometry] A 1mcr
89 "APEX PREDATOR" (Sabertooth Skull) [+2 Zoology] C 250kcr "Freudian Twist" (skeleton rolling in coffin) [+5 Psychology] A 1mcr
90 (titanium heart) [+3 Body Save] A 1mcr Longer Laser Lasso [+5 Rimwise] A 1mcr
91 (ghost sticking its tongue out) [+3 Fear Save] A 1mcr Bunnybot Logo [+5 Robotics] S 5mcr
92 "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?" [+3 Smarts] A 1mcr "LIMINAL MINDS" [+5 Somapathy] A 1mcr
93 (screws in a skull) [+3 Sanity Save] A 1mcr "Mind Palace" [+5 Sophontology] S 5mcr
94 "DILLIGAF" [+3 Savvy] A 1mcr "Ripper? I Hardly Know 'er!" [+5 Surgery] S 5mcr
95 "IF I'M RUNNING, KEEP UP" Backpatch [+3 Speed] A 1mcr Whistlepig! [+5 Wilderness Survival] A 1mcr
96 Can of Space Spinach [+3 Strength] A 1mcr Too Many Tentacles [+5 Xenoesotericism] S 5mcr
97 Tylenol Bottle [+4 Body Save] S 5mcr "Warning: Low Gravity Zone" sign [+5 Zero-G] A 1mcr
98 (entirety of Litany Against Fear) [+4 Fear Save] S 5mcr Roseate Spoonbill Stork [+5 Zoology] A 1mcr
99 Light Spectrum Graph [+3 Any Skill, pick one] S 5mcr Prism [+5 Any Skill, pick one] X Prize

Unique Patches also exist, listed as X-Tier, and can provide just about any benefit the Warden chooses (within reason). This can be a useful way to reward specific actions from player characters or interesting solutions to difficult problems. Some examples to inspire you:

  • Grim Reaper (X-Tier): When you die, select 1 Adjacent creature missing some HP and take them to the grave with you.
  • F.A.F.O. (X-Tier): When you roll a Critical Failure, after you incur any consequences or penalties, you may ask the Warden one question about the situation you're in, which they must answer honestly.
  • Red Shirt Logo (X-Tier): Upon making a Death Save, you may destroy this Patch to take a Death Save result 1 tier better than what you rolled.

4.6 CYBERWARE & IMPLANTS

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